And knowing is half the battle

Well I just heard an interesting statistic - Joe Gibs is now 0-6 when his team plays week 1 on Monday Night Football. Remember knowing is half the battle.

Just an FYI if the Skins play on Monday Night next year for week one.

Week 2 Last Man Standing pick: Colts --- it is ok to go with them when it is not a pressure situation or you see a lot of this...

Pick the Colts in January and you are a

And no one wants to be a clown.

My humor is not womanly humor

Seriously, I think this next paragraph is witty and funny. I was told today that my humor does not really lend itself to women. It does once they know me, but this was a part of my profile on an online dating site, I might have to retool my humor. Being that they (women) did not understand when the title of my profile was "I am not a marine biologist”; I kept getting emailed by some ladies I am not too attracted to; if you catch my drift.

You have to live and learn but the most important aspects of that those words are that you have to both live and learn from past experiences whether good or bad. If you do not regret anything that you have done over your life, then you might not have left your house. Personally, I regret driving so fast sometimes; I am trying to learn from that by using my cruise control.

Can we stop now?

Can the sports media stop fellatiate the Manning brothers? I mean come on; there were other games out there, Reggie Bush the 2006 Heisman Trophy winner made his NFL debut (over 100 yards rushing/receiving). Fucking WWL.

Peyton will do his normal thing in January...

then he will celebrate like he does every year

At least Eli poses with a cute blonde.

Oh Brett Farve, do those pain killers make the pain go away? Because the way John Madden and everyone else talks about you is making my ears bleed.

And Fred "Double Donger" Smoot is playing in the first half of the MNF doubleheader.

So that's why it's called gambling...

Oh, so that is why it is called gambling. It is not like it was much money, I only lost what equates to 3 drinks. I could have won a decent amount.

I had...

• Penn State to cover or win outright - way to show up guys, and now the next two don't matter.
• Texas Tech to beat UTEP by 8+ - they won in OT by 3
• Chargers +4 over the Raiders on Monday night - TBD

And then the pick them which could net me $250+...

• Dolphins
• Falcons
• Bucs (who always kill me)
• Pats
• Bengals
• Rams
• Saints
• Jets
• Eagles
• Seahawks
• Bears
• Cowboys
• Cards
• Giants
• Skins
• Chargers

3 out is still in the running for payday.

Have you heard the Sunday night game is Peyton and Eli, who will Kenny Chesney be rooting for? And, Pink is just not made for the Sunday Night Football intro.

Time to go watch the Simpsons season premier.

These Hurricanes appear to be like a Tropical Storm

Two in a row to FSU, poor "U". What was anticipated to be a strong hurricane last night turned out to be as strong as a Tropical Storm Ernesto that pranced through South Florida last week. Unreal stat of the game, 3 yards combined rushing for the teams.

Nothing else I can really put down about it. The U has now lost 2 straight to them ingins.

For those of you who missed me

EPS has heard the cries, "Where have you gone", "Why did you not post this long Labor Day weekend?"

Well my friends, I have heard the cries and I am here to answer you. I was out living it up so I could Know... about things and without further delay, I present to you my reasons for no weekend posts.

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... On a 52' Sea Ray

Which led to...

And then a flex off broke out...

The Day After the Glorified Rain Storm

"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in..."

Do you want to talk about a buzz killer? Try getting a text message from your company saying be at work by 11 AM after a night of heavy drinking and not going to sleep until close to 3 AM because you are in a Tropical Storm warning and sleeping on your friend's couch. Yep. That kills a buzz and just irritates the FUCK out of you. Mind you last year I left the same house around 11 PM after the rain from Katrina stopped, I was asked where are you going? "I am going to have to go into work tomorrow, I fucking know it"

I should have known better when we were able to drive around and go to a few different bars the night of the storm that I was going to have to go into work. At least I did not have to be in until 11AM. I was also lucky enough to be driving back to my house and be behind the President of the company at 9AM on the interstate. Sometimes he is just endears himself to everyone. I think one person in one company we deal with was at work. No other companies that we deal with were open. We sat in the office for 6 hours because he wanted to prove a point. I do not know what point he wanted to prove other then that he can make you miserable if he decides. Oh and the field personnel did not have to come into work. Gosh, construction workers not working when there is a tropical storm churning over your head. It's fucking rocket science sometimes.

My Deadspin Debut

My Deadspin debut --- I am half way down. I think it's pretty cool. And since it is my blog that is really all that matters.

So we are out at the Wishing Well last night because it's better when someone asks you the next day if you did something the night before and you said you went out to drink instead of saying, nope we just stayed in drank while watching movies. So we are there and I look around and to my surprise I see someone dressed in his own

Just glad to see a fellow deadspin reader out at the Well, I gave a nod and raised my drink in his direction, we did not discuss anything, I just went over shook his hand later in the night and told him it was good to see another YWML shirt out and about.

Oh, Florida Atlantic Football. The 14 point swing could very well be the final nail in the coffin and yet we are only at half time. FAU earlier in the second quarter was slowly moving the football, and then we decided to get fancy, I am talking hook n ladder fancy. You guessed, we fumbled the ball. But the swing came with 3 minutes left in the half with FAU marching down field and inside the Clemson 20, the DB jumped the route and picked off the pass and ran it back to score, however there was a penalty on the return. They later scored. Sons of bitches.

And I get to say "we" because I swam for FAU and graduated from there too, so it is "we".

No hablo espanol

Well, the only language being spoken today in my office is spanish. You see I am the only native english speaker in today, this is what my office looks like today . The VP is on vacation and the President is no where to be seen. So we are having for breakfast and for lunch.

See it's not white people pretending to be spanish like on Cinco de Mayo.