Land of the lost...

Jordan had some tickets to the Dolphins game against the Chiefs (13-10 Fins) so there are 4 of us at the game, fucking hot. Just replace milk with margarita; I even have the red beard too.



I bet you are wondering why I have the post titled "Land of the lost..." well my friends let me tell you there are two places to park at Dolphins Stadium. Inside the main gate where they have grass and rows or you can park on the other side of the tracks, where there are no palm trees or grassy areas.

Inside the main gate you have scantily clad attractive women and lots of tailgating, this is where you want to be, they have tv's tents, beer & brats. We had a large cooler and a tent, but we were on the otherside of the tracks. People park there and walk inside the main gate to party with the privilaged. And while drinking your attention is drawn to the people around you, I wanted to gouge my eyes out. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

But what truely matters about the game is what Peter and I rented, the COOLEST invention ever especially when you are at a game that is lets say, not so interesting and you have money riding on others. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Kangaroo TV!!!



It is a mini tv with Directv, you get the NFL Directv expirience, including the Redzone channel and live up to the minute stats. Words can not describe how cool it is.