11 AM Hurricane Watch - 8/28/06

With this bit of information that the brilliant minds at the National Weather Service have said that Ernesto won’t hit until tomorrow night, which means no half day tomorrow and a full day off Wednesday. Which really means none of this delightful spirit . Who just wants to drink a few, I certainly DO NOT. When you have little responsibility, you are supposed to go out and get hammered during the Hurricane at Hurricane Parties.

I made the mistake last year of going to this chick's house (she will end up with her own post at a later date) at the time we were seeing each other. See there are two things that were learned that week I was stuck down in Cooper City...

1. If she live's with her parents, do not go, let me be crystal clear DO NOT GO!!!
2. There MUST be liquor, a sober hurricane is a boring hurricane. Because you are going to need something to do when the power goes out and if she lives at home, you won't be getting it on.
3. The final one, well everyone knows this already, women are crazy; so this really does not count.

Walk around when the eye passes over and then run inside and finish your hand of poker. You do not see married couples with children hosting them. Nope they are strictly forbidden by parental law; 20-30 something’s get to have hurricane parties, I think it is a man law.

This is a conversation Henry and I had earlier this morning regarding a hurricane party. Notice the differences in the words used... like "jack & shit" and "go to Mike/Andrew/Bryen's house"

HENRY [10:03 A.M.]: so who's having the hurricane party?
EPS [10:03 A.M.]: like you can go
EPS [10:03 A.M.]: you got a wife and kids to protect
HENRY [10:03 A.M.]: LOL
EPS [10:04 A.M.]: ill probably go to Mike/Andrew/Bryen's house
EPS [10:04 A.M.]: drink, play poker, blog the hurricane
HENRY [10:05 A.M.]: nice
EPS [10:06 A.M.]: how about you?
HENRY [10:07 A.M.]: i'm not doing jack shit
HENRY [10:07 A.M.]: it's just rain to me
EPS [10:07 A.M.]: what can you do
EPS [10:07 A.M.]: you dont drink
EPS [10:07 A.M.]: you have a wife and kids to protect

Here is your new map, thanks NOAA