Whatever happened to the hottie stewardess'?

This post is directed to all of those out there who take to the air to travel over long distances. Hollywood continues to feed the lies to us the hottie stewardesses, just like the hot lesbians in porn. When you find real live carpet munchers, they are not the lipstick lesbians that the TV and movie studios portray them as; you find two biker chicks... hot stewardesses do not exist, if they ever did they have become extinct. I was flying from West Palm to Richmond with a nice little layover in Charlotte (FYI US Air was 40 minutes late arriving at West Palm), leaving me 15 minutes to travel across the airport from concourse B to concourse E in Charlotte instead of 1 hour and 10 minutes.

I love my Nana and my Grandmother very much, but I do not need them serving me my mother fuckin drinks on the mother fuckin plane. We had three stewards; I had to change the word because there was one male steward. Do you know why this happened? ****EDUCATION ALERT***There are male stewards working now because these activist judges feel that being a woman is not a Bona Fide Occupational Quotient or BFOQ; work on an airplane and serve me my freakin drink. It all started when some homo decided he wanted to work at Hooters, but not work in the kitchen and gawk at the servers like the rest of the patrons, no, not this MOFO, he wanted to wear the fucking

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Seriously go work at Johnny’s in Fort Lauderdale you fucking homo, the chicken wings aren't great, but we all go their for the atmosphere. Go take your twig and berries somewhere else, you fucking grape smuggler. I don't want you to ruin my experience.

So like I was saying, I am on a plane ride with two grandmas and a dude serving drinks, very uncool. However I still had hope that my connecting flight would be easy on the eyes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... Fate, you are a bitch, you spit on me. Well, it wasn’t that bad on the twenty-six seat plane we had a stewardess. Yes a woman, who appeared to be in her mid twenties -- the only issue was her lack of feminine clothing. She could have been confused with a pilot if she wore wings. She was a four on the normal 1-10 sober scale. Could have been a 5+ or higher if drinking was involved if she was wearing a skirt, you know like what they wear in the movies or on TV. Well I have two more flights on Sunday, we shall see if I must update.