Comparing the era's

This line is an instant classic, and I wish I could take credit for it:

I might be alone here, but, as a purist, I think fake boobs have roided-up today's breast-ogling game. Babe Ruth didn't get drunk staring at plastic tits. Ted Williams didn't hit .406 by playing with fake funbags. And natural breasts were good enough for Hank Aaron, so they're good enough for me.

or fake ones...