EPS Knows: St. Patty's Day ShitShow

Well it was going to be another regular ho-hum Saturday afternoon, down in Boca for a drink by the pool but Adam called, he needed help moving items out of his old apartment and into his storage unit. I have a truck, so I get the call. Blake said he would help so it wouldn't take forever - thanks Blake! So after we moved Adam's stuff to storage in Delray, I showed Blake my new place EPS Manor! I hope you're sitting down because this is where the story goes from ho-hum to HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU FOR REAL?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?

So Blake and I drive from EPS Manor to McDonalds (half block away) on Federal & Linton in Delray, we pulled into the parking lot and saw a horse drawn carriage trotting down Federal Highway (southbound). We parked facing Federal Highway and saw this dude laying down and saw a chick opposite him bending over and wondered why? All of the sudden her head comes up and BOOM turns out she was blowing him. Oh not to mention the other couple in the carriage, they were how do I put this - slapin skins, bumpin uglies, fucking!

This has now been put on my list of things to do with a lady!

Now onto the pictures from St. Patrick's Day -- they are in chronological order.

Marley wanted to come out with us!

Who wants the lime green mustache ride.

Who wants a group picture? We do! We do!

I swear, I did not die the beard orange; it's 100% natural.

Who wants to sex the leprechaun?

Seriously, like I was going to not take a picture of that ass in that skirt. It was discussed by the crew that was there if the ass made the skirt or the skirt made the ass. Determined that the skirt made the ass. I bet you want to know how I managed to take that picture with her 5 feet away, well my friends it takes practice. You see that green shirt and arm on the left -- that is Adam's girlfriend and he is on the left of her. Yeah I offered to take a picture of them, and slide the camera to the right for the ass! There, it's now like the magic trick has been revealed.

I would have loved to kiss them because they were Irish for the day... EPS loves the blonde's, proven fact you can look it up.

They saw me, and wanted a picture, who am I to turn down the ladies, especially the one who nibbles. Since I have two hands and there were two nice asses for me to rest my hands on... why we are at it, yes, yes, self, yes, probably!